在教授艾倫·德里斯科爾（克里斯托弗·李飾）的推薦下，一名年輕的女學(xué)生南·巴洛（維尼西亞·史蒂文森飾）前往虛構(gòu)的馬薩丘斯·埃茨小鎮(zhèn)懷特伍德，對(duì)巫術(shù)進(jìn)行研究。她發(fā)現(xiàn)這個(gè)小鎮(zhèn)被一個(gè)臭名昭著的女巫伊麗莎白·塞爾溫/紐利斯夫人（帕特里夏·杰西爾飾）的轉(zhuǎn)世所占據(jù)，她在17世紀(jì)被燒死在火刑柱上。為了保持她的不朽，每年都必須向女巫獻(xiàn)祭處女——而今年，這位學(xué)生是被選中的受害者。

　　If there's one thing that the men of Rockford Texas love as much as their women, it's their guns. But when a gun incident at a neighborhood school spurs one stay at home mom, Jenna (Andrea Anders), to rethink Rockford's obsessive gun culture, life in this idyllic town is turned upside-down. Much to the chagrin of her husband, (Matt Passmore), Jenna ignites a movement by recruiting the women to withhold sex from the men until every gun in Rockford is vanquished. A wild and hilarious showdown ensues between the sexes. As tensions and libidos rise, the men and women of Rockford must decide what's really important: keeping the peace or getting a piece.

Fish, a fish, is desperate to evolve into a landling. Chips, a cat, would like to return to his privileged lifestyle. Both of them need a talisman to achieve their goal. Unfortunately they are fighting for the same one, a magical bone.

廖大琛是個(gè)土豪，平日以鄉(xiāng)紳自居，但干的是開設(shè)賭坊欺男霸女的勾當(dāng)，他常常偽裝成善人，蒙騙所有人，包括八仙之一的‘鐘離權(quán)’，卻遭精明的‘呂洞賓’識(shí)穿，于是師徒兩個(gè)人，一搭一檔，以其人之道，還至其人。